Monday, October 11, 2010

What To Eat If You Have Cystitis

Telefónica

was on 13 August. Friday afternoon. In the first hour. Now I fall it was Friday 13. Wear
days thinking that I have to call Telefonica Movistar now to ask for a flat fee offer for my house but something always happens to me but it later that Friday, at about 4 pm thought comes to me as I'm home (in my shit working hours we managed to deliver on Friday afternoon in July and August), I have time and I'm in a good mood, I take the wireless and sit on the sofa.
I call 1004.
request be addressed in Catalan, to save me someone with a South American accent I find hard to understand. Someone always tells me after why they call American call from there, they are not American living in Spain, but calls made from the land discovered by Cristobal Colon. Is one of those things that "m'estimo Creuros-ho més anar a veure-ho" (translation: I prefer to believe it before you go and check, or I matter very little) and I forget I do not know why, now I remember her and as I'm verbose, or tecladodeica, or whatever, I write.
I served a lady. (Henceforth, simultaneous translation):
- Good afternoon, about two years ago gave me high in the Internet phone and how I want to cancel (actually I want is that I lower the price but she does not know) called to ask how I have to do the paperwork. I sign up was easy but it sure unsubscribe cost me more (give me the pleasure of telling but takes it well, in fact, does not fucking ignore the comment).
- I can ask you why you want to unsubscribe?
- Well, look, step 9 hours in an office with computer and internet. When I get home, the last thing I want is to sit again in front a screen and if you ever need internet for something specific, I have a booth under house attended by a very nice paqui. I do not need and do not want to pay the 65 euros it costs me per month.
- Yes, but think it is totally free calls to landlines.
- Yeah but when I call someone I do it from work or from your mobile. It is a service that virtually no use and not pay me. In addition, there are much cheaper rates.
- Think of other companies in the service is very poor.
- It is possible but the phones are working in fatal and for which I already use it is fine.
- I see on the screen I get a promotion for which you discount of 20 euros per month for one year, would come to 47 euros VAT included.
- (Quick mental calculation, 20 x 12 = 240 per year, I have for a good bag.) Okay, I give low and aplíqueme supply.
- you get a bill with two charges, to this day August 13 with the former and from today with the promotion. Also I put in the promotion of free calls to mobiles at weekends. And I advise you to be outstanding and when you run the promotion in a year to call back for another one.
- Thank you.

In the afternoon I say to my boy, all excited. He who has two great enemies (Telefónica i La Caixa), tells me
- Do not trust.
- Relax, it will control.

(My boy tried to unsubscribe from landline house where he lived when we met. Called to do and a nice lady offered a promotion that was never heard. My boy, all worthy, he got angry and stopped paying the bills until they cut the phone. The debt was up about 100 euros and one day I got a letter from a company defaulting file. I called the phone, explained what happened and finally we agreed to pay 50 euros, took him out of the file.)

earlier this month of October check my bank account and see that I have gained another After 65 euros.
I return to call. I ask again to be served in Catalan:
- Good morning, I want to cancel my internet. I called on February 13 to do it and I was offered a promotion of 47 euros and I have regained 65. (My tone is one of tension and I apologize in advance knowing that it is the fault of me being addressed but as it is someone who is responsible has to pay the piper, I get to keep my voice in anger during the whole time)
- Indeed, I see you have not applied any promotion.
- already knew. Phone works well, promise and fail and so I want to unsubscribe.
- It happened with the department of casualties.
- Good morning, when I can serve you?
- I want to cancel the Internet. I have been cheated and I'm sick. (I explain what happened)
- have you. very good memory, actually there is an incident on 13 August.
- Of course I have a good memory. (I feel a rage when I say this that makes me keep the anger). I knew that I had to check why it might not deliver. Besides, what do they think? Did not check my account current and I were going to brew?
- Well now I have no promotional offer.
- I do not care, I want to drop. Tell me what I have to do or where to go.
- Take note of the claim (I get a number), in about ten days, we will send home a letter of apology and your account will make a return of over 20 euros they've been charged. From now on, we will charge 47 euros (do not say that did not come out any promotion? "I was I was lying or lying now?
- Perfect but I warn you that if I paid the 47 euros, I will return the receipts. If I cut the phone does not matter why I have only mobile and fixed use it. If I put in a file of weak I do not care why the mortgage and I have given and also in my bank always know me and know that I am financially responsible and dutiful and demand is not going to get me the reason for 100 or 200 euros it leaves them to account. I am also a lawyer, I know that the costs are at most 30% of the claim and no leaving them to account.
- Do not worry it's all fixed.

I called twice to cancel my subscription and still have not succeeded (in fact I just want to pay less but they do not know).
Today I saw the income of 20 euros in my account.
The apology letter has not arrived yet and I am pending receipt of the next month.
I hope this post does not have a continuation.

I see a rainbow from my office window but I carry a camera to put in the post. When I finish the posts, change the font color black why I do not like. Today I will change only in the last paragraph.
Congratulations to all the pillars.

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